Darwin’s diet of species, umbrellas’ searing SPF, and trypophobia terror
Hole lotta trypophobia goin’ on
We didn’t know this was even a thing, but Twitter doesn’t like pictures of woodpeckers … digging little holes in tree trunks … and then stuffing the holes with acorns.
A recent tweet of such a photo caused a minor pandemic of virality when users reacted with revulsion and panic caused by trypophobia, which is a fear of irregular patterns of small holes or bumps. You won’t find trypophobia in the DSM-5 – the term was first used in an Internet forum in 2005 – but it is a source of some debate among academics, according to Live Science.
One group says the patterns look like some poisonous animals, and that people are programmed by evolution to fear such creatures. Others suggest that the reaction is not fear but disgust, because the patterns of holes look like the lesions and pustules caused by infectious diseases such as smallpox.
We’re not scientists, so we’ll stay out of the debate on causality. But we do think we’ve uncovered the first documented case, and it goes back to the 1960s TV series “Batman.” The hero’s trusted sidekick, Robin (coincidentally, another type of bird), must have been the first person with trypophobia:
“Holy tintinnabulation!”
“Holy uncanny photographic mental processes!”
“Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods!”
Holy patterns of woodpecker acorns! There can be no diagnostic doubt: For Robin, it was all about the holes.

